My eyes ache. I know, I’ll get a horrible device to massage them.

…but I don’t want to spend more that £5 doing so. To eBay!

What you got there Pete?

Here I hold two eye massagers that are currently on the market with the aim to relieve fatigued muscles and generally relax the region around your eyes. The eBay page makes some pretty elaborate claims, none that I believe to be true. Even the idea that one might relax with such horror attached to their face is a joke in its own-right. I’ve made a video review because I feel it’s hard to explain how I feel about these devices without the grimace that can be expressed through human facial movements.

The eye massager monster teeth

It looks like the teeth of a monster and this is supposed to be relaxing?!

I’ve got a lot more items that are likely to inflict similar emotions so I’m sure you’ll want to see that. Subscribe to my blog and YouTube channel to see more reviews of questionable items around the world.